You know, the Toad King is a pretty weird bloke
Because even 2D girls don't want to be a part of his stroke
It's like I'm too much to Handel, it's not true ya know
And they don't want to give me money Bach; I'm living Baroque

Bagging my emotions like a Nebby; call it "Lillie"
But get a few drinks in, homie turn into Gibby
"Wow, why are you single? The way you rhyme is so silly."
Well, be honest: Would you date me? No? Ya feel me?

Call ya boy Vivaldi; had a girl for four seasons
But we had to call it quits; we both had our reasons
But I was trying to save up, take her to the Four Seasons
So I'm running Han Solo; engaged in private meatings

-See, that's "meetings", but I spelled it with an "A". It's exactly what you're thinking. Because I'm single.

Like I'm Yagami, I took the L
My momma is proud of me? I can't tell.
Cuz con season is closing in...aw hell...
Gotta finish my wig; pass me the gel!

Take care of the trash, had to be Wall-E
They don't chant my name; I know I ain't Rudy
Been a fan of hip hop, nerdcore is my calling
Throwing jokes in a verse is how this  game drew me

So sweet with some extra weight; Good & Plenty
Don't wanna die, but I'll go for a crit; Nat twenty
Max Goof tryina skate to the top; extreme
Not cold, but I am twenty-four; venti
Trying to get a rhyme scheme going Waverly
Cuz even though it's expected, it's not what it seems

-Get it? It's that show with Selena Gomez. It's...wait, it's not "Barney". The one where she does magic. Not "Halloween town", that's a movie. And she's not even in that one.

[Waitress]
Uhh...okay sir, that's nice. But I asked if you were ready to order.

-O-oh, yeah. Um...I don't know what's good. I'm not really in the burger mood.

[Waitress]
Oh, we do have chicken.