[Peach]
Are you ready, Mario?

[Intro: Mario]
Know what to all doin?
But I'm piped up
See that Toad right there?
He's piped up
See Toadette right there?
She's piped up

[Chorus 2x]
Pipe it up, pipe it up, pipe it up, pipe it up
Pipe it up, pipe it up, pipe it up, pipe it up
I walk in the castle and pipe it up
Go stomp on Goombas then I pipe it up
Get Peach and Daisy  tell them pipe it up
Go get Koopa shells then I pipe it up

[Verse]
Pipe it up, pipe it up, pipe it up (Pipe it up, pipe it up, p-p-p-pipe it up)
I walk in the castle and pipe it up (Walk in the castle and pipe it up p-p-p-pipe it up)
She was a Princess Peach til I piped her up (She was a P-p-p-p-p-p-princess Peach)
I just warp through the worlds, called it the pipe it up (Wee)
They know that I'm taking blue Koopa shells (Koopa shells)
They know with the blocks I climb pyramids (Know it)
They know I'm a go down the water stage (Ah)
All these Boos I am a-slippin (Wee)
Piped up Bowser city (Piped up)
Piped up with Luigi (Piped up)
Piped up riding Yoshi (Piped up)
Piped up new edition (Aye)

When King Koopa start taking hits, got my Fire Flower ammunition
Princess Peach walking caked up
When she see my nose, she give it kisses
Feeling like Aladdin, Kamek the genie
But he don't grant no wishes
You know he do magic, that turtle Houdini
Now playing "Mario is Missing"

[Chorus 2x]
Pipe it up, pipe it up, pipe it up, pipe it up
Pipe it up, pipe it up, pipe it up, pipe it up
I walk in the castle and pipe it up
Go stomp on Goombas then I pipe it up
Get Peach and Daisy  tell them pipe it up
Go get Koopa shells then I pipe it up

[Peach]
Oh Mario, thank you!

[Mario]
Oh, yeah! Mario number one!

[Peach]
But no piping up tonight.

[Mario]
Oh no...~!

[Peach]
But I baked you a cake.

[Mario]
Aww, but I already have blue shells...